How about multivitamins with added “edible glitter” to add some “pizzazz to your poop-time”? Yep, that product really does exist
Just when we were beginning to think the supplements industry couldn’t get any more ridiculous, along comes not one, but two, new products that elevate the “batshit bonkers” bar to previously unattainable heights.
Don’t believe us? How about multivitamins with added “edible glitter” to add some “pizzazz to your poop-time”? Yep, that really does exist. It seems just chowing down on plain old vitamins is too boring these days, so a UK-based company had the sparkling idea of popping glitter made from acacia gum into the mix.
But why would you want to do this? We at TMR have zero idea, although it does occur that even though you still can’t polish a turd, you can now roll it in glitter.
Not to be outdone, however, is a French outfit which has developed a novel solution for the social challenge of flatulence. Rather than attempting to stem the gusts of netherworld wind, these Franco-fart pills, will allegedly counter the awkwardness of botty burps by making those emissions smell like roses. Or violets. Or lilies, and, dare I say it … chocolate.
Oh, and they make a version for dogs as well.
