By the time they’ve finished with you, the mere thought of incorrectly claiming a 223 will make you gag.
A bill which strengthens the PSR’s powers will enable it to round up GPs, strap them in to a chair, inject them with a powerful emetic, clamp their eyelids open with what looks like a pair of salad tongs and force them to watch themselves typing incorrect billing codes over and over again, it has emerged.
A spokesperson for the PSR told The Medical Republic: “We were watching A Clockwork Orange the other night when Dave, one of the panel members, started taking notes. At the end of the film we realised we shouldn’t just punish a GP for their crimes but should aim to reform their character as well.”
While the PSR is reported to be very pleased with its range of additional powers, we spoke with Melbourne GP Dr Geoff McDonald.
“Before the PSR re-educated me it was all ‘viddy ye well brother’ and ‘avin’ a bit of the ol’ in-out with my droogie woogies’,” Dr McDonald said. “To be honest I sounded like a Russian Cockney. But now, thanks to the benevolent PSR and their terrifying eyelid retractors I’ve been shown the error of my ways and will now bill with 100% accuracy.”
It’s rumoured that the PSR is lining up Logan’s Run and 1984 for its next movie night.
