There’s a t-shirt for every patient!
The RACGP has released a series of T-shirts for every GP occasion.
Wear this T-shirt with pride, especially if your patient spends half an hour telling you how Lurpak makes their tongue feel weird.
This slogan should be blazoned across your chest if your chain-smoking patient with the $400 trainers complains about having to pay a $10 gap.
No explanation needed.
This Magritte-inspired T-shirt is particularly useful when you’re on an aeroplane and the flight attendant asks if there’s a doctor onboard.
Sometimes a no-show in an otherwise packed-to-the-rafters day is the ray of light you need.
If nothing you say to your dysthymic patient makes a blind bit of difference then this T-shirt just might.
For the patient who endlessly requests Centrelink certificates because they hit their elbow in 1986.
The whimsical prescriber’s favourite.
If your patient tells you how they “fell” on that Barbie doll while making a daffodil bulb omelette.
A simple yet effective T-shirt message which can be worn for the patient who always says something like “I know you’re short on time but while I’ve got you could you have a quick look in my ear”.
