It takes all kinds to make a suburban general practice waiting room.
Melbourne-based GP James O’Hearne, who wishes to remain nameless, had to suspend his Novavax clinic today.
“Even on a good day we get all sorts of randoms at the clinic,” Dr James told TMR. “That’s just the nature of general practice.
“But when we opened the Novavax clinic the waiting room was flooded with a whole new level of weirdness.
“One punter brought in a pipette and a massive Van de Graaf generator and demanded to run his own tests before he’d let us anywhere near him.
“Another said she can tell just by smelling someone if they eat bread, and another patient came in with a papier maché head on to preserve his anonymity, which really freaked the receptionist out.
“At the end of the day I was exhausted and I just couldn’t shake off the image of a man with an enormous paper head telling me how the global elite want to alter his DNA.
“To tell you the truth the vaccine clinic was like the Star Wars cantina, except I had no Millennium Falcon parked outside.”
