What is life if not a little silly?
The international general practice community has decreed: stuffiness is out, silliness is most definitely in.
This yearâs World Organization of Family Doctors (WONCA) festival â pardon, conference â was an absolutely wild ride, from 4000-person karaoke to a Woncalicious assortment of sweet treats, from headline music acts to AI-generated hunks.
The works.
Some key takeaways you would do well to remember …
1. You too can become âa relaxed, tanned general practitioner enjoying a conversation with patients … with no white coatâ. See this art bot-generated vision, courtesy of Dr Michael Axtens, for inspiration:
More on Dr Axtensâ insightful talk on emerging models of practice to come later this week.
2. If you ever find yourself in a position of power, never, I repeat NEVER put your head through one of those picture hole things you put your head through.
The resulting imagery WILL haunt you forever.
This advice was shared during Sundayâs keynote address, alongside an image of former WONCA President Karen Price as a koala.
This Back Pager was unfortunately too slow off the mark to snap a pic, so â taking our cue from Dr Axtens â we tried to deploy the powers of AI to recreate it. We in no way succeeded, but the attempt was made with love.
More marsupial-themed content courtesy of Dr Craig Hilton aka Jenner, creator of Doc Rat:Â
Dr Anna Stavdal handed over the chain of WONCA president after an exhausting few years that were dominated by the COVID pandemic. @brookmanknight Karen Price asked me to create a wombat as a tribute to her service. Here it is. #WONCASydney2023 pic.twitter.com/wukLply2dP
â Jenner (@DocRatComic) October 28, 2023
3. Karaoke is good for one and all, especially doctors.
See below double-blind, randomised, controlled, peer-reviewed, steadfast, unequivocal PROOF as presented during the morning tea festivities by a group of doctors who meet weekly to blow off a bit of steam.
The Back Page hopes you canât hear us …Â
4. Those who enjoy the idea of giving the government some sh*t, youâre in luck! Â
There was one admin task more people than ever ticked off their list during the pandemic, according to Professor Michael Kidd in his keynote speech: sending their faecal screening samples in.
âThe Australian government is very generous,â he said.
âIn Australia when you turn 50, you get a gift from the government. You get a bowel cancer screening kit in the mail and every two years on your birthday you get another one, and another one.
âAnd then you get to send a little gift back to the government!
âSo that I’m really glad to say that that went up and we picked up hundreds more people with bowel cancer than we would have expected it to pick up if it wasn’t for the pandemic.â
5. Last but not least, thereâs nothing better than an informative thingmajig.Â
The diamond studyâs handy doovalacky:
Other highlights included, but were not limited to: Mark Butler beaming in from the moon, a man practising his whipcracking skills outside the ICC, and some of the best fresh donuts this Back Pager ever did see.Â
We hope all the delegates had a wonderful time.
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