Straight from the Department of First-World Problems comes a quick and easy cure for the curse of the double chin
Does your Barking Moonbat Early Warning Detection System start twitching like a frog in a sock when you hear the words ânew frontier in facial aesthetics?â How about a âclinically proven, non-surgical, injectable treatmentâ for the physiognomic curse of the double chin?
According to a media release which recently lobbed into TMRâs in-tray, a new product – deoxycholic acid – has now been included on the Australian Register of Therapeutic Goods for âimprovement in the appearance of submental fullnessâ.
The acid, we are told, âdestroys pre-playtsmal fat when injected into the treatment area, generating an improved chin profileâ.
Apparently, fullness under the chin can be âresistantâ to diet and exercise, and can make people look older or heavier than they actually are!
And itâs even worse if you are female, because, for women, a double chin âis not generally associated with the ideal youthful female face shapeâ.
Hmmmm ….
